MIT's Funny Quotes
// In an e-mail exchange on an MIT social mailing list
A: HAHA YOU WAKE UP BEFORE NOON.
B: Ironically sent before noon...
A: I'M A FUCKING GRAD STUDENT YOU HAVE NO PROOF I WENT TO SLEEP.
// Guy 1 leaves a classroom and says hi to Guy 2 who is outside
Guy 1: What class are you waiting for?
Guy 2: 18.404
Guy 1: *laughs* 18.404, class not found!
//In AI, Professor Winston demonstrates the ELIZA chat program.
Prof Winston: What should I tell the students?
ELIZA: Tell them you feel their pain.
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