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#298 Up↑ /16 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-18 20:47 EST
//IM on Oct 18th. B is an alum in California
A: it's snowing here!!
B: geez
A: haha, aren't you glad you're out of this misery?
A: i used to think snowing on Thanksgiving was early ...
B: i'm gonna miss it
B: i think we had a couple inches around Halloween one year
B: it was 80 degrees on Friday [in California] -
#25 Up↑ /38 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-15 03:15 EST
// Flashback: highschool geometry...
someone: Why is there no ASS congruency theorem??! [I am so witty!]
mats_a: Well I guess if you constrain a certain angle to be either acute or obtuse, it works...
So you can invent the 'cute ASS and obtuse ASS (fatASS) congruency theorems, and they're legit theorems. -
#32 Up↑ /33 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-17 10:37 EST
//7.05
Prof Yaffe: Linus Pauling was sick in bed, and he was, like all great chemists, thinking about chemistry in bed. We're going to do what he did.
* everybody gets out paper to fold alhpha helices *
Prof Yaffe: This is exactly what happened to Pauling lying in bed with a flu. -
#81 Up↑ /35 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-26 02:30 EST
Freshman: So I put my foot into the boot and felt something squishy and juice came out -
Random Upperclassman: Wait, what?
Freshman: Oh. Well, I'd been eating an orange and then I got distracted by something so I put it on the desk. When I got back, I went to eat the rest of it, and the orange was gone.
R.U.: . . .
Freshman: So I looked everywhere for it and finally decided that I must have eaten the rest of it. But then it rained last night so I had to go back to wearing boots. So on the good side I found it. On the bad side my boot smells like orange juice.
R.U.: Ah, so it's like perfume. Only stickier. And it costs less.
Freshman: I guess . . . -
#51 Up↑ /32 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-19 23:39 EST
//February 19th, X and Y are done eating at Mary Chung's Restaurant.
* Waitress Alice walks to the table to put down the bill and fortune cookies. *
Alice: Happy holiday!
* X and Y raise eyebrows *
X, softly: Is there a holiday?
Y: No!?
//A few minutes later Alice comes back to take the money
Alice: Happy holiday! Happy St. Patrick's Day!
* Y tries not to laugh *
X: When is St. Patrick's Day?
Y: Next month. -
#178 Up↑ /26 Down↓ [Report] 2009-04-08 20:00 EST
//email
I have known this hymn for ages, but only just realized that a very different interpretation can be applied to the chorus....
[a link to the religious song "He Touched Me."
Sample lyrics: Then the hand of Jesus touched me, and now I am no longer the same. He touched me, Oh He touched me, and oh the joy that floods my soul! Something happened and now I know, he touched me ...]
